Ray's Thought for the Day - Dasypus novemcinctus

The reign of the Hoover Kinglet ended in 1932, 76 years ago. Who among US was sentient during that seemingly long ago time, and still is?

Well. It seems to me like, in order to have any hope of a rational personal memory of the Hoover reign, a normal person would need to have been 10 years old in 1932, and fairly smart. So that person would now be, at least 86.

There may be a goodly number of fairly smart, still sentient Americanos, 86 and older who are still alive, drawing their social security. Those are the ones who should select our next Kinglet in the upcoming. Nobody else, but those old farts, should get to vote.

Oh My Goddess! Imagine all the attention those elderly specimens would get. Oh my Goddess! Imagine the impact on the medias, both conserva-teeve and liber-al. Oh my Goddess! Imagine the whiplash response of the campaigns, changing tactics. Ha!

Oh My Goddess! In every corner of the land the Hoover Hogs had better watch out! For what else would all those old timers demand, but a Hoover Hog barbecue, for old times sake. Yes. That's right. The candidates would have to organize events for the elderly yet enfranchised.

Let's go hear that young man, Senator McCain. He's fixing to up our social security, plus they shall be serving old timey Hoover Hog. Mmmm boy. Hoover Hog!