Crumby - Turkey Time
A serious major pleasure of my life is that a gallinaceous bird (Class Aves) and a Eurasian country share the same name, Turkey. What a happy circumstance that is! Yet I would be even more pleasured, happy and satisfied if the vulgar shorthand, Turk, was magically deleted from the lexicon and Turkey substituted. Then, all the European histories would read, God defend us from the ferocity of the Turkeys.
These days, the Turkeys are afflicting our miserable Iraqi colony. How goofy is that? We have set up a colony for our own exploitation of the miserable Iraqis plus their resources, yet there the Turkeys are, occupying part of our colony and killing off the potential cheap laborers. Should not the US protect our miserable Iraqi subjects from the ferocity of the Turkeys? Jeez Louise!
Well, sadly, the truth is, our precious Kinglet is probably an honorary Turkey. So that explains why the ferocity of the Turkeys is hunt and peck-ariffic in beautiful Iraqi Kurdistan, the supposedly least miserable part of our miserable colony.
Yes sir. All these events in foreign parts make sense. But only if a person understands all about Turkeys.
These days, the Turkeys are afflicting our miserable Iraqi colony. How goofy is that? We have set up a colony for our own exploitation of the miserable Iraqis plus their resources, yet there the Turkeys are, occupying part of our colony and killing off the potential cheap laborers. Should not the US protect our miserable Iraqi subjects from the ferocity of the Turkeys? Jeez Louise!
Well, sadly, the truth is, our precious Kinglet is probably an honorary Turkey. So that explains why the ferocity of the Turkeys is hunt and peck-ariffic in beautiful Iraqi Kurdistan, the supposedly least miserable part of our miserable colony.
Yes sir. All these events in foreign parts make sense. But only if a person understands all about Turkeys.
posted by ray pistrum at Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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