Rayetta Likes to Skip Ahead

Crumby, I have to ask, is Magnus fixing to stay at the WG Bar and Grill, forever?

Course not Rayetta.

Well, when is he finally fixing to get out of there? You know Crumby, Magnus is supposed to be off having adventures with Twrch Trwyth by now. Yet he is still a busboy. The fact is, he is an incapacitated busboy. You need to spell that Magnus is off having adventures with his super pig. But now, the pig has gone off on an adventure without Magnus. Jeez Louise!

Busboy is honorable work Rayetta. I think Magnus is doing honorable work. Also, he is hanging around in the hope that someday soon he shall spark the interest of the beautiful Blodeuwedd. Magnus is enraptured.

Hmmm. Crumby, as you know yourself, a busboy has no hope in that regard.

Course I know that, Rayetta.

Then why is Magnus still hanging around?

He is enraptured. Plus, he is stupid on account of his enraptured condition. Look Rayetta, this is the kind of artistic information that only a real he man can understand. Magnus is the ultimate tragic figure, both hopeless and stupid. But I promise you, anon, Maguns shall get over both the hopelessness and stupidity of his present condition. I know he will.

Well, hurry up.