Magnus the Busboy, Part 11

Part 11

Magnus opened the Lady’s portal just a tad. Is the Lady’s occupied?

Yes.

Uh. Do you require any tp. Rumor has it you may be out of tp. If you are out I can roll you some over.

I have my own. Go away.

Dern it! Magnus knew policing the comfort stations would turn complicated.

Uh. Ms. Blodeuwedd told me I need to stock some tp in here and make sure the seats are all dry. I need to do all that as efficiently as possible. You see, I am putting this sign out front of the Lady’s here which signifies no admittance while I am policing it up. Then I need to get back to my wheelbarrow. Are you making good progress, Maam. Do you need anything?

Magnus! Is that you Magnus?

Yes Maam.

Magnus, I am taking a dump. I have my own tp. If you know what’s good for you, you shall leave me be.

Yeah but maybe I could just roll these tps over to you and when you are finished you could put them in the dispensers. Then maybe you could do a quick check of the seats to make sure nobody got in there and peed on the seats. OK.

Well that is it. Magnus you have stove me up. All righty then, Magnus. Come on in. I am done for now.

Uh. You are sure it is all right Maam.

Sure Magnus. Come on in. I am all done.

Magnus hastened through the Lady’s Portal.

Uh oh. A lady giant. Uh oh.

Yes. Magnus had accidentally, through no fault of his own, pissed off the wrong lady giant. This particular lady giant that Magnus pissed off is the great grand daughter of Gog and Magog. She goes by the name, Gogette.

Gogette is about the worst lady giant an unlucky young man like Magnus could accidentally piss off or rile up. That’s because Gogette is a famous lady giant wrestler and stunt person. Gogette even wrestles bears and gorillas simultaneously. In fact, she was fixing to go wrestle two bears and two gorillas once she finished her ablution. And it was Magnus’s fault that Gogette was stove up.

Yes. The thought of wrestling twain bears and gorillas, stove up, while attired only in her skimpy Spandex wrestling outfit infuriated Gogette. In fact, Gogette never performed unless she had enjoyed a good ablution before the show. She even had that in her contract; no ablution, no show. And now Magnus, had potentially cost Gogette, a gig. She was furious.

Gogette did terrible things to Magnus that night in the Lady’s Comfort Station of the WG Bar and Grill. Fortunately, Magnus was conked out for most of that terrible time. If he had been conscious, he would not have been able to endure the pain, and the shame, subsequently.

Many wonder why, considering the provocation, Gogette did not slay Magnus outright. Well, perhaps the fear of Twrch Trwyth, sated her blood lust. For anon, the alert bouncer pig espied Gogette as that lady giant squeezed herself out through the front crack as surreptitiously as is possible for one of her great mass.

Time passed. Progress slowed. That is because the tables were not getting bussed. Where is that Magnus?, everyone wanted to know.