Ray and Hope Discuss What Hope has been doing at Work

Hope! You have been covering our governor for the DNS. Right? Has he been in the ROT since his last inauguration?

No Ray. And a weary time I have had following him around too. Goodness gracious sakes alive! That well-coifed governor of ours is a globe trotter, all righty then.

What the heck is he up to?

Well Ray. He has an agenda. Apparently he is shopping himself as vice kinglet, first with Rudi the Fascist, now with the elderly McCain, first sucking up to one, then the other. Jesus, apparently spake unto our well-coifed governor, thusly: Rick it is your mission to turn the ROT into a global transportation corridor. So our well-coifed governor, heeding Jesus, is seeking leverage, applying for Chitlin’s job. Yep. Once he has Chitlin’s job, Vice Kinglet, he shall work for the global transportation corridor from secret locations.

Mercy!

That is correct, Ray. Mercy!

Plus, the elderly McCain is almost certain to peg out, anon, hopefully at an easily accessible spot. So after that happens, Rick shall accede to full Kinglet status. That’s the plan, according to Jesus.

Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Can no one save US from this potential, miserable scenario?

Possible, but unlikely, Ray. There is a slim chance that the Huckabee shall call for secession. Yes Ray, the south may rise again. I can sort of see Chuck Norris, ROT Ranger, playing General Lee. But this time the outcome shall be different. Those Yankees shall get themselves karate chopped to bits. So Huckabee may save part of US, thanks to Chuck Norris as General Lee.

You know, Hope sugar, you got a really crappy assignment covering all those imperialist, Mammonite Republican kinglet candidates. You should have got to cover the other bunch. That’s what I think.

Yeah, me too. That’s what I think too. But hey, it’s a job.