What Shoes Should I Wear to Puerto Rico?

Hold it and stroke it gently! The first fact I need to figure out when I am fixing to go off to an island is, Do the motherfuckers have poisonous serpents? Like everyone knows that an island may not have any poisonous serpents. Right. Think Hawaii. Or Ireland. Or, as it turns out, Puerto Rico. None of those islands have poisonous snakes. Correct.

So sensible shoes may not need to up the ante to like, hip boots. Huh-huh. With no poisonous snakes in the vicinity, an average amateur naturalist need not fret over getting bit on the anus or pecker by a Western Diamondback Rattlesnake. Huh-huh. Like regular shoes may suffice the normal average naturalist. Yes. That particular naturalist may go faunching along in the Puerto Rican wilderness, oblivious to getting his ass bit by a poisonous serpent. Praise the Goddess!

So I can just wear some sturdy shoes on the airplane. Those sturdy shoes shall serve for the entire Puerto Rican indoor and outdoor adventure. All righty. One of the great things about vacations is getting to wear one pair of shoes.