The Great Global Titration (Are you ready?)
Zizotes has reminded many of the upcoming great global titration. What color will the air turn just before George Will gasps his last miserable breath? Many vote for pink.
Why pink? Well, pink is a common indicator color. Could be blue though. Or even, and this is an outside shot, chartreuse.
Sadly, ultimately, the fate of humanity is identical to a bacterium that overstayed its welcome in the petri dish, having consumed all the agar. And that’s the whole point of the great titration. The great titration is specified by the end Ovation. Druids believe that just prior to the global extermination of humanity, the atmosphere shall undergo a color change detectable to the keenly observant. Course knowing all that, plus observing the change, won’t do the Druids much good. But hey, being right never did anybody any good.
The Great Global Titration
Ere ye ready fer the great global titration
When yer gutty wuts explode into the sky
Will ye puke er will ye poot as the heat expands yer shoot (chute)
Ere ye ready fer the great global titration
Shall our Kinglet be ready fer the great global titration
When those poisonous fumes come rolling bye (buy, buy)
Shall he do some more hard work, shall he shirk, shall he smirk
Shall he be ready fer the great global titration*
Shall ye be ready when the great titrations handy
ye'll need crackers, silver tape plus wottled boter
Yepper ye'll need all of those plus a clothespin fer yer nose
Shall ye be ready when the great titrations handy
Ere ye ready fer the coming great titration
there is scanty oxygen to breathe
Ye shall fall upon yer knees as yer snotty nostrils wheeze
Ere ye ready fer the coming great titration
*This verse was penned when Bushnoid the second was Kinglet. Now, a new Kinglet is up there in the White Palace. The new Kinglet is sympathetic to Republicans. He tries to like them, to visit with them, to be around them. Whoa! No Druid would do any of that. Those Republicans are disgusting. Well, at least Obama's comparing himself to Jesus.
Why pink? Well, pink is a common indicator color. Could be blue though. Or even, and this is an outside shot, chartreuse.
Sadly, ultimately, the fate of humanity is identical to a bacterium that overstayed its welcome in the petri dish, having consumed all the agar. And that’s the whole point of the great titration. The great titration is specified by the end Ovation. Druids believe that just prior to the global extermination of humanity, the atmosphere shall undergo a color change detectable to the keenly observant. Course knowing all that, plus observing the change, won’t do the Druids much good. But hey, being right never did anybody any good.
The Great Global Titration
Ere ye ready fer the great global titration
When yer gutty wuts explode into the sky
Will ye puke er will ye poot as the heat expands yer shoot (chute)
Ere ye ready fer the great global titration
Shall our Kinglet be ready fer the great global titration
When those poisonous fumes come rolling bye (buy, buy)
Shall he do some more hard work, shall he shirk, shall he smirk
Shall he be ready fer the great global titration*
Shall ye be ready when the great titrations handy
ye'll need crackers, silver tape plus wottled boter
Yepper ye'll need all of those plus a clothespin fer yer nose
Shall ye be ready when the great titrations handy
Ere ye ready fer the coming great titration
there is scanty oxygen to breathe
Ye shall fall upon yer knees as yer snotty nostrils wheeze
Ere ye ready fer the coming great titration
*This verse was penned when Bushnoid the second was Kinglet. Now, a new Kinglet is up there in the White Palace. The new Kinglet is sympathetic to Republicans. He tries to like them, to visit with them, to be around them. Whoa! No Druid would do any of that. Those Republicans are disgusting. Well, at least Obama's comparing himself to Jesus.
posted by ray pistrum at Friday, October 02, 2009
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