The merlin is still around

Crumby never thought that he would get to add merlin to the CB bird list. But today, just now, while perambulating or waddling out in the backyard, the Goddess says, Look up Crumby. Look up or merit a kick in the nuts. Crumby looked up immediately. There, overhead was a great flock of dumbasses. Yes. Overhead were birds so stupid they could easily be reincarnated as human Republicans. There were great tailed grackles. There were starlings. There were crows. Crows! What the heck are crows still doing around these parts? Anon a merlin split the swirling formation, blue jays in its wake. Then, quick as lightning, merlin was vanished. Fuck me naked, Crumby surmised. I wish I could do that. Someday, maybe.

Why are all these big ass stupid black birds so panicked by a tiny falcon? When Crumby first looked up, Crumby anticipated at least a peregrine. Nope. The same merlin spooked them all. Mercy.

It’s been a big day for Crumby. Earlier, Crumby espied this wasp. Turns out, this wasp may be Euodynerus crypticus.

Hello! This is Crumby. If I could look like a wasp, I would desire to look like this one. Only bigger.