Tuesday, November 17, 2009

This Overall has a Cell Phone Pouch

Important insect id correction below.

There has to be a first time for everything. Today was the first time Crumby had to take a dump while wearing his new overall. A person has to concentrate fairly hard while wearing an overall and also taking or fixing to take a dump. That’s because if a person is not careful, the overall straps can wind up in the toilet water along with whatever.

That’s why a really thought out overall would have a zippered butt flap or maybe a velcro butt flap. With such a device included a person would not have to practically disrobe to take a dump. And there would be zero peril of the shoulder straps getting in the toilet water.

But an overall butt flap is just another swell idea that nobody but Crumby shall ever come up with. No. Instead, the Chinese came up with the idea of sewing a cell phone pocket to the inside of the Chinese overall bib. Jeez Louise! What will they think of next?

Naturally, since Crumby never goes into a restroom without his semi-trusty C5060 WZ, Crumby easily took a picture of his newly discovered cell phone pocket. By the way, WZ stands for Wide Zoom, handy for those wide stance shots, senator.

Yes. Seemingly, it's easy to make a spectacle out of oneself in the restroom. Like this moth, Lineodes interrupta, flexing its anus in the mirror. Actually, it's more likely Lineodes integra. Crumby has now seen both at the CB. Integra is much littler than interrupta.

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