Busy, Busy, Uh, Busy

There are no potentially busier people in the whole world than old white people. That’s because many old white people can’t or won’t work. So old white people are potentially, plenty busy. Include Crumby who may be at least 80% entirely white.

Goodness! Skipping along, many important holidays are whizzing past or upcoming anon. Somehow, Crumby is unable to address all these significant holidays as they whiz past. Like for example, Ant Day, the most important secular holiday in these parts, came and went with no commentary on this forum from Crumby. Ditto Palm Sunday. Now it’s April Fool’s Day. Goodness Sakes Alive!

Mercy! April Fool’s Day. How can April Fool’s Day be relevant any more? Most of the too many people are no damn good. Consequently, most everybody knows not, truth versus lies. Truth, lies, incomprehensible to most, these days. Buh-huh-huh! Drill, baby, drill! Huh-huh!

In the end, the Druids win.

So Crumby, who has been slacking off on the holiday commentary for the venue, needs to keep up. In that spirit, in that sense of daring do, Crumby is on top of the important upcoming holidays like Bunny or Easter Egg Day, and even before Bunny Day, Free Mustache Ride at the Carnival Day.

That’s right. The carnival is back in these parts. Plus you ladies can head on over to the carnival this Friday and get a free mustache ride. It’s the booth just east of the Farris Wheel.