Liliputian Vermin Invade Orgone Box

Here's a tip for all you happy orgone box owners. Eschew snacking or taking meals in your box. Like sometimes Crumby has Rayetta serve him supper in his orgone box.

Oops. OK. Let’s start over. It’s not true that Rayetta would ever serve Crumby supper in his orgone box unless maybe Crumby was dying, and then only once, a last meal request type situation.

All righty. Maybe you, an average corn lover, were enjoying a whopping serving of delicious Jim Dandy grits in bed. But you boiled up too many grits. But then you wore yourself out dining, and couldn’t finish off all your grits. But like we are discussing, you were worn out by then, so instead of taking your bowl of grits to the kitchen, you shoved the grits under the bed and forgot about them.

Where did all these dang tiny beetles come from? And what are they a-doin’ in the dang bedroom? No. No. No. It is a sign. I’m a goner. These beetles have come to escort poor old Crumby to his final resting place in Fairy Land. Uh. I may need to look at these under the microscope.

Whew! That was close. These are not your usual death-watch beetles. These are alternatively, merely drugstore beetles Stegobium paniceum. All righty! Crumby put 11 lively beetles in a pill jar last night. This morning when Crumby looked in the jar there was only one beetle left, and it was deceased. So if you need to keep these beetles as pets, make sure to screw the lid to the pill bottle on tight.