The Lost Symbols of the Druids

Crumby has been fretting over symbols lately. Like just about all the social crap humans make up needs to be symbolized by a symbol or two. Countries have symbols. Sports teams have symbols. Corporations have symbols. Religions have symbols. Most crap has symbols. Ah yes. But here is a hitch in yer get-a-long. Religions have symbols except for the Druids. Mercy! No symbol for Druids.

Crumby would like to spell. Well now, the excuse for no Druid symbol is, because there is a symbol, or maybe even symbols, but they are secret symbols, known only to the Druids. However, since Druids don’t lie, Crumby can’t spell that. The truth is, there are no extant Druid symbols. Which may be why Druidry is not as popular as it should be. Popular human institutional crap needs a symbol.

But what about this noggin fruit? The Druids once had symbols, but those ancient symbols got lost. Ho-hum. If that were the case though, we Druids could have easily recovered our lost symbol or symbols. That’s because we have tracker Druids that can find anything, anywhere at any dern time. For example, Karl the Tracker Druid, while still encapsulated in his Mammy’s hot box, could find stuff. That’s when, while he was still encapsulated in yonder, afloat in warm embyoinc type fluid, Karl tracked down his Dad, even though Karl was in the womb at that particular time and place.

But Crumby, many may argue, finding your stray Dad, a wayward pig or a wallet is way different than finding the lost symbols of an entire religion. So what we need to do maybe is make up some new symbols.

OK. What should be the new symbol or symbols for the Druids or Druid religion as it is now constituted? We need to come up with a symbol or two.

Later!

All righty then. All the Druids have now voted on a new symbol for the old time religion. There were plenty of potential symbols, but in the end, after plenty of debate or hand-wringing this up-coming symbol was just about the unanimous choice of everyone.

Many may wonder how Druids could come up with an entirely new symbol so fast. Easy that, Druids think at light speed and communicate this or that feeling or opinion telepathically. So no wonder we could devise a new symbol for our religion in under an hour. High time and badly needed too.

OK. The new symbol of the Druids, the almost unanimous choice of all the Druids that voted, and after like a tousand or maybe two tousand ballots before virtual unanimity was achieved, is this:

Ta-ta! Does everybody recognize our new symbol? Hark yes! It’s the ample bosoms of the White Goddess displayed diagrammatically or as a symbol. Yes. It’s the ABs of the WG.

Now that we have a symbol again, we can easily draw or carve our symbol on stuff like uh, dolmens, tombstones, urns, comfort station walls, uh, desktops, trees, railroad cars, road signs, etc. Yes. Once again the Druids shall have a powerful symbol evoking this or that with respect to our religion. Praise the Goddess!