More Life as a Terminal Consumer (Global Patriot)

For those who don’t know, a terminal consumer is the same difference as being at the tip top of the food chain, only better. Better because a terminal consumer is not content with or limited to mere meat. No. A terminal consumer can also consume camera gear, amid everything else, the meat, etc. Yes. For the terminal consumer, life is a cornucopia.

What will you do without freedom? Hold it. I mean what will you do without Craigslist and Ebay? Goodness!

Crumby has been so busy shopping for camera lenses lately. So busy. So very busy that Crumby has practically given up documentation, that whole point of possessing all those camera lenses in the first place. Dang! All those lenses have become their own dern raison d’etre.

Shopping for all those lenses has practically consumed the frenetic yet obsessive Ovate. Yes. Crumby rises early, to check the newest listings always seeking the best deals. Yes. Crumby sits in his laboratory, the shades drawn, the stygian darkness penetrated only by the eerie flickering of the lcd. Mercy! Crumby scarcely has time for fondling his newest acquisition, so obsessed is he with more, more, more. More!!!!

Alas. Crumby must get a grip (accidental pun). Crumby must modify this lifestyle or way of life. Remember Crumby. Long ago there was more to life than global patriotism. Hark back, Crumby. Hark back before it’s too late.