A Washer for the Nelson Nozzle

The Nelson Nozzle, shown in an ealier post, came without a washer. Crumby neglected to check for the washer when he purchased the Nozzle. So today, when Crumby went back to Home Depot to get some buckets, Crumby checked on the other Nelson Nozzles to see if they all had washers. Then, while Crumby was going through the box of Nelson Nozzles, checking for washers, a Home Depot employee came along.

My Nozzle came without a washer, Crumby infomed the Home Depot employee, as if it was the employee's fault.

Well. Just take one of those washers.

You mean I can just have one. Ha!

Now Crumby actually has an official Nelson Nozzle washer. Yet guess what? It still leaks.

Consequently, Crumby can not unreservedly recommend the Nelson Nozzle to average home gardeners. However, in its favor, the Nelson Nozzle does look exactly like a dick or weenie.