What’s the Melting Temperature of Glass?

Crumby has decided the windows are melting. But the process is slow. Yes. Melting winodws can only be verified as one compares thickness, top, middle and bottom. Crumby feels like the bottoms of the windows are definitely slightly thicker. Melting glass, you may know, runs down hill.

Meantime, on the other side of the melting glass window, Crumby espies that except for the leaves lingering on many of the trees, the view is like unto a winter view. That’s what happens when the hottest historical summer coincides with no rain. The herbs go dormant or die and the glass melts. Anon, the trees that have not already gone deciduous shall also loose their leaves. Yes. It has already begun. Even the pecans are fixing to go deciduous. By September of this year without rain, the trees may be bare. Gracious sakes!

Then, along about Samuin, the winds shall switch around. Yes. The dry south wind for these terrible times; the dry northers for the terrible times to come. Mercy! No rest for the wicked!

This summer is probably fixing to become the hottest summer ever recorded for these parts. And many may cry out; Oh Lord my God, why hast thou forsaken me? Well. Easy that. God has forsaken you because he hates you. Yes. God hates you because you are an evil doer. And an evil doer needs to suffer hell on earth as a prelude to what’s going down eventually. So God has afflicted all you evil doers with the great heat and drought that the Druids call a dry period, month, year, decade,or time that could last practically forever.

Many may ask however, do Druids even believe in God? Well. How would it be if Druids, the same Druids that anthropomorphize all manner of deities, didn’t believe or feel like Jesus, the Father, and the Holy Ghost were more or less real? We’d be hypocrites if we didn’t at least concede the possibility of the Big Three. And the fact is, a God that afflicts evil doers is a useful God indeed.

Huh-huh. Here’s how that works. A great multitude of evil doers assemble out in the open or maybe in an air-conditioned auditorium in the sight of God. What do they do, once assembled? Easy that. They ask God for a supernatural intervention or two, a miracle of this or that. Like right now, the evil doers need it to rain. So they pray for rain. Some ask God for rain directly. Some ask Jesus to intercede with God. A tiny minority invoke the Holy Ghost. Please Holy Ghost, we need rain. Please, please Holy Ghost. Make it rain.

Course then when there is no rain forthcoming, the evil doers make excuses. Like God would have made it rain. But the rain would ease the misery of mosquitoes and homosexuals. So God in His wisdom withheld the rain.

But really the truth is, God heard the prayers of the multitude, either directly or from Jesus or the Holy Ghost or maybe from Jesus plus the Holy Ghost, but God did not make it rain. He did not make it rain, because he hates you. He hates you because you are an evil doer.

Actually, the great heat has also afflicted even the Crumby Ovate. It’s like Crumby is going dormant along with the herbs. That’s why Crumby can’t seem to get motivated to do anything. Mercy! Hey! It’s only 104 outside.