A Victory for Intellectuals

As anyone with a lick of sense knows, the news is unhealthy. Yet Crumby, who has avoided the news for many moons, has at last watched some of the nomination news on TV and read some of the articles on Google News. That's because the little snippets of nomination news that had been filtering into Crumby's noggin proved too funny to ignore. So there Crumby was this morning, watching and reading about the Iowa Republican caucus, among the least important events of our time on Planet Earth.

But why does Crumby feel like the Iowa Republican Caucus was a victory for intellectuals. Well. Because the Iowa Republican Caucus participants correctly identified the twain stupidest of the active candidates. Yes. The two stupidest dumbasses in the contest finished last and next to last; a surprising victory for intellectuals and practitioners of rational thought, everywhere.

Looking forward though, the intellectuals feel like Jefe Perry may consolidate the dumbass vote. Mercy!