Praise the WG with Great Praise

Well.  Thanks be to the WG, probably, Crumby was wrong in an environmental prognostication.  You may see that Crumby figured it would not rain on these parts until maybe October, thus killing the growing season.  Yet the WG has shown mercy.  The rains have fallen, thus saving many from death by dehydration.  So praise the WG even though She has made the Crumby Ovate look like a fool or false prophet.  Mercy!

His noggin freed up from fretting over the rain situation, Crumby decided he could stand some current event type news. For Heaven's sake, the story that caught Crumby's attention is Mitt the bully. 

Duh!   Mitt the bully started Crumby to thinking, like, what sort of Americano that was fixing to vote for Mitt, would be dissuaded from voting for Mitt, by Mitt's propensity for bullying the weak, helpless or outnumbered?  Easy that, none.  Crumby feels like not one single Americano that was fixing to vote for Mitt would be put off by the bully stories.  The fact is, bully stories should help Mitt a lot with the target Americano voter or electorate.  Makes him look tough or devil-may-care; qualities highly valued by the feeling driven.