Stinky Valley Environmental News

It wasn't long ago that Crumby had never seen this.
 

Or that.

What this or that is, is dog shit in plastic sacks. People actually put the dog shit, or in the first example, most of it, in plastic sacks. Then the people, also known as evil doers, leave the plastic sacks lying about, presumably for someone else to pick up. How crazy is that?

The first time Crumby espied one of the little plastic sacks, he didn't know what it was. Crumby stared and stared. He almost picked it up. He almost, for Goddess sake,  opened it. But the WG warned Crumby to overcome his curiosity. Crumby, She warned, you need to leave that alone.



Much later, Crumby espied this, a source of the plastic bags decorating the landscape.  For Heaven's sake, Crumby thought. And though I shall never put any of my dog's shit in any of those bags, ever , those bags should be good seed collecting bags when I have forgotten my regular bags.  For Heaven's sake.