Crumby is not fixing to make it
Noper. Sadly, the Crumby Ovate is not fixing to recover. Rather, one thing or two shall deliver him to the Bosom of the Goddess. Sooner better than later so far as Crumby is concerned.
That's because an average individual similar to Crumby can only stand so much pain. Like ever since his quadruple bypass, Crumby has suffered great pain between his right shoulder blade and his spine, an old problem reinvigorated by the stress of surgery. But in addition to that, he is now experiencing a deep and abiding pain in the front of his left shoulder and lower left ribcage that began toward the terminus of Crumby's maiden, serious, post recovery bicycle ride. Is the pain the result of exercise related muscle strain, or is it Crumby's heart giving out? Doesn't matter. It's too much.
Yesterday was Crumby's turn to clean house. Despite the shoulder and lower ribcage pain Crumby nobly cleaned house anyway. (A person needs to go ahead on with life as he or she knows it). Now the pain is much worse. It woke Crumby up at 5AM after a fitful night, tossing and turning in pain. That's right. The resulting aches and pains Crumby gets for his feeble efforts at life as he or she knows it is too much. So uckitfa.
Where's the Vicodin? Actually, Crumby knows where the Vicodin is because he just took one maybe a half hour bygone. The pains dull. Where's the heroin? Easy that, the medical monopoly has most of the heroin monopolized. It also has most of the Vicodin, as opposed to Crumby who is down to his last six. It's like all monopolies under the monopoly capitalism umbrella. The few have and the many want.
Besides the one thing; constant, unremitting pain, there is two. As in, if it aint one thing, it's two, or twain. What's two? Easy that, the also unremitting irritation of bad news. For example, the CB has been afflicted with a great many mosqutioes lately. The mosquitoes bite Crumby mercilessly. But according to rumor, these particular mosquitoes carry West Nile Virus. Mostly the old and feeble, similar to Crumby, are susceptible to going morte from West Nile Virus. So there you go. Two, bad news! Uckitfa.
Bad news. You know, many are excited by the upcoming. Yes. Every four years, a great many Americanos troop to the polls. Why? They troop to the polls to reaffirm their faith in monopoly capitalism and imperialism. Yepper. Before this election we Americanos shall enjoy our monoply capitalism and imperialism. After the election, the same difference. But faith shall be renewed.
Many may recall the tepid support the Druids afforded Mr. Obama during the previous. Well, Crumby, even if he makes it to November, will, enjoy not voting. Ha! How funny is that! One old man maybe fixing to feel good about not voting as probably his last bullshit.
Socialism or barbarism?
That's because an average individual similar to Crumby can only stand so much pain. Like ever since his quadruple bypass, Crumby has suffered great pain between his right shoulder blade and his spine, an old problem reinvigorated by the stress of surgery. But in addition to that, he is now experiencing a deep and abiding pain in the front of his left shoulder and lower left ribcage that began toward the terminus of Crumby's maiden, serious, post recovery bicycle ride. Is the pain the result of exercise related muscle strain, or is it Crumby's heart giving out? Doesn't matter. It's too much.
Yesterday was Crumby's turn to clean house. Despite the shoulder and lower ribcage pain Crumby nobly cleaned house anyway. (A person needs to go ahead on with life as he or she knows it). Now the pain is much worse. It woke Crumby up at 5AM after a fitful night, tossing and turning in pain. That's right. The resulting aches and pains Crumby gets for his feeble efforts at life as he or she knows it is too much. So uckitfa.
Where's the Vicodin? Actually, Crumby knows where the Vicodin is because he just took one maybe a half hour bygone. The pains dull. Where's the heroin? Easy that, the medical monopoly has most of the heroin monopolized. It also has most of the Vicodin, as opposed to Crumby who is down to his last six. It's like all monopolies under the monopoly capitalism umbrella. The few have and the many want.
Besides the one thing; constant, unremitting pain, there is two. As in, if it aint one thing, it's two, or twain. What's two? Easy that, the also unremitting irritation of bad news. For example, the CB has been afflicted with a great many mosqutioes lately. The mosquitoes bite Crumby mercilessly. But according to rumor, these particular mosquitoes carry West Nile Virus. Mostly the old and feeble, similar to Crumby, are susceptible to going morte from West Nile Virus. So there you go. Two, bad news! Uckitfa.
Bad news. You know, many are excited by the upcoming. Yes. Every four years, a great many Americanos troop to the polls. Why? They troop to the polls to reaffirm their faith in monopoly capitalism and imperialism. Yepper. Before this election we Americanos shall enjoy our monoply capitalism and imperialism. After the election, the same difference. But faith shall be renewed.
Many may recall the tepid support the Druids afforded Mr. Obama during the previous. Well, Crumby, even if he makes it to November, will, enjoy not voting. Ha! How funny is that! One old man maybe fixing to feel good about not voting as probably his last bullshit.
Socialism or barbarism?
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, September 16, 2012
2 Comments:
I’m sorry to hear about your troubles. If it makes you feel any better the retired geology professor who lives down the street had a multiple bypass many years ago, he is still driving out to his wilderness retreat every Saturday, and he is 80-something.
Many years ago I had the feeling that attempting to save the planet might be counter-productive. The best efforts would simply put off the inevitable and thus leave more trash for any visiting aliens to clean up in the future. I then went through a “well, maybe not” phase, but I’m back to not being optimistic. Along those lines one can make a case for voting for someone who assures the country that he cannot add. Those voters may be doing the aliens a favor.
However, there are people for whom I enjoy voting against, so I hope I make it to early voting. Even with the thought that some hacker just trashed my vote, it still makes me feel good to click that little “vote” button.
TPLR
Voting against a worst candidate is enjoyable. More enjoyable when the worst candidate loses the election.
But Crumby won't take the trouble again when the best candidate is a monopoly capitalist and imperialist lickspittle. Yes. The worst candidate is that too, plus lives in a reality where Joseph Smith and Ayn Rand make sense to adults. And it should make Crumby happy to vote against him. But what's the point when monopoly capitlaism and imperialism are stamping out the last vestiges of American democracy.
Ha! The best reason Crumby can think of for voting for the best candidate, is, he's black. Which is precisely the reason tens of millions will vote against the best candidate.
Anyway, enjoy your vote.
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