Band Day Survived

Band days are much like acne.  How, many may ask?   Easy that.  Mainly they are like acne because they are usually not fatal.  In other words, an average person may suffer from acne and band days, but not die as a result of acne or band days.  Course it is probably possible to die from either acne or band days,  but I didn't, yet.

Consider dying from band day exclusively.  The best time to die from band day might be the day before band day.  That way, the deceased would miss band day.  Sadly though, the dead person might succumb from anticipating or dreading the upcoming band day.  Alas.  That would be almost the same difference as dying on band day.  Except there would be no noise to deal with. 

So dying on band day might actually be better than dying the day before band day.  Except for the noise.

What about dying the day after band day?  I don't even like to think about that.  I can scarcely spell this out, that thought is so horrible.  Imagine, going through a band day, and then, finally free of the noise pollution or racket, one breathes a sigh of relief, but then dies after band day is all over.  My Goddess!  He died with a year to go until the next band day.