Twits and Twats

Red has temporarily lifted the ban on news watching at the CB.  That's why some of the recent posts on this venue have been slightly newsworthy or timely.  Like this one. But sooner or later, probably sooner, Red will ban news watching again.  So this won't last. 

Well.  We have run out of insects due to slightly cooler weather and no rain for over a month.  That means having the big brass entertain us on the TV is a good thing.  Mercy though.  What would the old general, D. D. Eisenhower make of these shenanigans?  Don't they have enough to do on the golf course?,  General Eisenhower might query?

Well, apparently not.  No.  The military industrial complex, that President Eisenhower warned all us dumbasses about, now affords plenty of leisure time for the general twits.  Yes.  Our dole makes it easy for the generals to faunch around with the easily available twats. But then they are so arrogant, about the twatassity of it all, they resort to email for picadillos. Mercy.

Does everyone understand what is meant by twats?  

For Goddess Sakes.  It's a good thing the preferred US enemies, at this nonce, are ignorant tribesmen and peasants.  Otherwise, we might be in a world of shit. 

OK.  Here's today's Druid dichotomy.  How much farther to the right is President Obama, compared to President Eisenhower?