My Goddess, Booblicanism is Confusing

Crumby has been wracking his brain, trying to figure out why the dopey Booblicans in the Senate oppose Hagel.   It's like as everyone knows, the Goofy Old People (GOP), feel like government is an impediment to the rich, so why not render government totally ineffectual.  That's what we do down here in the Booblico duh Tejas.  Like check out our Cancer Prevention Research Institute as an example.  The Cancer Institute is a partnership between private enterprise and the state government.   The state provides the tax money while the private enterprises get the money.  Then,  everyone that doesn't catch cancer, goes home happy.  It's 110% win-win!

So why don't our twain Tejas Booblican senators in the US Senate apply the same kind of disfunctionalality to the Hagel nomination.   Assuming Hagel is a traitor plus incompetent, then Hagel should be the one to lead the Defense Department.  Yes.  A total shill of the Ayatollah should be perfect for making the gov look bad.  So vote for Hagel, you twain Tejas pendechos.  And make the government look really bad!