Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Tool-Centric SAK Collecting

Once an average collector like Crumby imagines he could employ a particular sak tool, a day on tiny Planet Earth shall not pass 'ere Crumby possesses that tool.  Even knowing, once the tool is procured, as was the case with the Wenger wrench, Crumby winds up searching the entire Cow Barn for a nut to put that wrench on and can only find one; which nut holds a reflector on an old mountain bike.  But hey. What if that nut ever came loose while the Wenger wrench was handy?  Instafix!   Anyway, it's the imagination that counts.

 Actually, the Wenger wrench would probably fit more nuts if it wasn't attached to a sac, or even if it was better disposed on the sac.  But never mind that.  Crumby has found himself imagining using sac pliers.  And here those are;  Wenger sac pliers.  In addition to imagining squeezing the bejesus out of lilliputian whatnots, an average collector can imagine cutting wire with the Wengers.  Plus, they are slip joint and open yea verily wider than the jaws of the imaginary great fish that many imagine swallowed the imaginary Jonah.


So far, as the world turns, Crumby has found no practical application for his sac pliers.  However, he has imagined using them quite a bit. Like maybe on a model train.  Like for moving the scenery. If Crumby had a model train set with scenery.  Imagination is key.

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