How Does a Loser Ever Win?
Yes. The Bee Gees wondered over this conundrum, but never got an answer. So how does a loser win, ever? Easy that, buddy. Any loser, even the most miserable, can turn it around totally with a Buy It Now deal or item on EBAY.
For example, the Crumby Ovate recently suffered through such a losing streak that the sad sack ovate was starting to think of himself as a complete loser. Then what happens? Suddenly Crumby espies this Wenger, the one on the left. Check it out, a 1950s Wenger. It was a Buy It Now item. Which Crumby did, Buy It Now. Instantly, Crumby was transformed from loser to winner, with a congratulatory e-mail form EBAY to prove it. It was like a miracle, but better.
A day before the elderly Wenger arrived at the CB, the knife on the right, a Victorinox Marlboro Illuminator (Illuminators sport red LEDS) also showed up. It had been lost in the mail for 25 days somewhere between these parts and Tennessee. Crumby is very happy it finally arrived. More proof that Crumby is a winner.
Crumby should point out that the old Wenger is not a perfect specimen. The saw has a piece missing which includes the north end of the nail nick. That's why the tie is there, so Crumby can pull the saw out. Otherwise it's in pretty good shape for such an elderly knife.
The Illuminator is mint, although its box got rough treatment in the mail.
For example, the Crumby Ovate recently suffered through such a losing streak that the sad sack ovate was starting to think of himself as a complete loser. Then what happens? Suddenly Crumby espies this Wenger, the one on the left. Check it out, a 1950s Wenger. It was a Buy It Now item. Which Crumby did, Buy It Now. Instantly, Crumby was transformed from loser to winner, with a congratulatory e-mail form EBAY to prove it. It was like a miracle, but better.
A day before the elderly Wenger arrived at the CB, the knife on the right, a Victorinox Marlboro Illuminator (Illuminators sport red LEDS) also showed up. It had been lost in the mail for 25 days somewhere between these parts and Tennessee. Crumby is very happy it finally arrived. More proof that Crumby is a winner.
Crumby should point out that the old Wenger is not a perfect specimen. The saw has a piece missing which includes the north end of the nail nick. That's why the tie is there, so Crumby can pull the saw out. Otherwise it's in pretty good shape for such an elderly knife.
The Illuminator is mint, although its box got rough treatment in the mail.
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, March 30, 2014
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