Winter Solstice

Yes!  Today is a super big pagan holiday.  So the CB wishes all the best to our co-religionists.  Co-religionites?  Hmm.  Anyway, we also hope the multitudes of Christians, Muslims and Jews are enjoying the usual seasonal bouts of incest and cannibalism.

Hey!  Is global warming likely to eventually curb a bunch of the incest and cannibalism that transpires disproportionately in the cold and dark?  No.  Because it's about the day length, stupid.