Rayetta's Thought for the Day

I mean really. Misled?

Hi! I'm Senator Honkinwhacker, and in addition to my salary and benefits I get kickbacks and inside trading tips and I have a book deal going. The book explains how to be a liar and a glutton and still get re-elected forever. Sure I thought Saddam was gonna kill us all (wink, wink) and I made a few speeches on that subtopic. But really, you know, that's not my fault. I was misled.

Hmmmm. How can we get these liars and gluttons under control?

Meanwhile the libs are all excited that the Senate Democrats are making noise about the War on Iraq which all of us, or our descendants maybe, pay taxes to support. Well, the Dems that opposed the war to begin with are the only ones worth listening too. The rest of 'em are just liars and probably getting kickbacks from defense contractors. They are probably using this strategy to extort more money from the defense industry, which would make them gluttons to boot.

Hi! I'm Senator Honkinwhacker and I am certainly against the way we went to war today and we won't do that again without careful scrutiny of the situation unless somebody contributes to my re-election campaign and sends me on a free golf holiday somewhere nice and in that event I may not be around to do much scrutinizing.

Hmmmm. Socialism for the rich plus imperialism served up by the Yorenited States government. And coming soon, maybe, civil liberties for Easy Christians only.

Vote no Tuesday on everything! Why? Easy that. The Texas Constitution is already too long. Also, RGVECB supports moving the state capitol somewhere else, like Waco, maybe. Such a move would help with the traffic and pollution problems in Austin.