But then Agin, continued - Stupid Questions
All righty then. I just remembered this subtopic that I was gettin' worked up on yesterday.
Let's take a hypothetical situation. I, Druid Ray am at a ecumenical meetin' with a pack of heathen priests and preachers. So one of the heathen preachers says, "Are there any questions?" And I, Ray says, "I, Ray Pistrum a Druid from Red's Good vs. Evil Cow Barn have two questions that I now lay out before ye heathen Men and Ladies of God: 1) Could yer Holy Ghost enjoy sex? 2) Would yer Holy Ghost enjoy sex?"
These are examples of stupid questions that are stupid for a great many reasons in addition to havin', no fore and no aft. But they are nowhere near as stupid, as fer example, these neo-fascist Myers-Briggs type psycho babble questionaires currently bein' circulated chiefly by neo-fascist corporations and even quasi-state agencies, also neo-fascist, that attempt to ascertain such as, "Do ye feel ye are valued in yer workplace as a person?" Or, "Is yer supervisor bein' mean, to ye?"
All righty then. Nobody should ever, under any circumstances, fill out one of these questionaires, ever, or if ye are made to fill one out, ye should fib. They comprise a venue for suppression, not expression. Instead, everyone should have one of these here blogs and and give their opinions on the blogs. Then everyone who wanted to know yer opinions would have to come to yer blog to retrieve yer opinion and they would have to survey yer opinion in its proper context, with the proper fore and with the proper aft. Sort of circular, if ye get my drift, as it were.
But there is another type questionaire circulatin' pervasively of the type, "Take some time out of yer busy schedule to rate our product and service, to ye." These are sort of Okie Dokie, but generally they always try to also slip in a question er two that aint none of their business. So we don't answer those questionaires either.
Instead, now lets see. A while back we ordered an eyepiece from Optics Planet of a type that, so far as we have been capable of discernin', is only available, globally, from Optics Planet. Maybe that's why they call theirselves Optics Planet. Anyway, that eyepiece arrived properly packaged in no time atall and its just whut we required so we are very happy with that eyepiece. Although, we do have reason to wonder why that particular eyepiece is not vended elsewhere, globally speaking. So this is our sum total, fore and aft, on that eyepiece. Generally happy!
Crumby may have more to say about this subtopic anon though; some bull lala he aint so happy about! But maybe not.
Let's take a hypothetical situation. I, Druid Ray am at a ecumenical meetin' with a pack of heathen priests and preachers. So one of the heathen preachers says, "Are there any questions?" And I, Ray says, "I, Ray Pistrum a Druid from Red's Good vs. Evil Cow Barn have two questions that I now lay out before ye heathen Men and Ladies of God: 1) Could yer Holy Ghost enjoy sex? 2) Would yer Holy Ghost enjoy sex?"
These are examples of stupid questions that are stupid for a great many reasons in addition to havin', no fore and no aft. But they are nowhere near as stupid, as fer example, these neo-fascist Myers-Briggs type psycho babble questionaires currently bein' circulated chiefly by neo-fascist corporations and even quasi-state agencies, also neo-fascist, that attempt to ascertain such as, "Do ye feel ye are valued in yer workplace as a person?" Or, "Is yer supervisor bein' mean, to ye?"
All righty then. Nobody should ever, under any circumstances, fill out one of these questionaires, ever, or if ye are made to fill one out, ye should fib. They comprise a venue for suppression, not expression. Instead, everyone should have one of these here blogs and and give their opinions on the blogs. Then everyone who wanted to know yer opinions would have to come to yer blog to retrieve yer opinion and they would have to survey yer opinion in its proper context, with the proper fore and with the proper aft. Sort of circular, if ye get my drift, as it were.
But there is another type questionaire circulatin' pervasively of the type, "Take some time out of yer busy schedule to rate our product and service, to ye." These are sort of Okie Dokie, but generally they always try to also slip in a question er two that aint none of their business. So we don't answer those questionaires either.
Instead, now lets see. A while back we ordered an eyepiece from Optics Planet of a type that, so far as we have been capable of discernin', is only available, globally, from Optics Planet. Maybe that's why they call theirselves Optics Planet. Anyway, that eyepiece arrived properly packaged in no time atall and its just whut we required so we are very happy with that eyepiece. Although, we do have reason to wonder why that particular eyepiece is not vended elsewhere, globally speaking. So this is our sum total, fore and aft, on that eyepiece. Generally happy!
Crumby may have more to say about this subtopic anon though; some bull lala he aint so happy about! But maybe not.
posted by ray pistrum at Thursday, February 09, 2006
2 Comments:
Hilarious!
Thankee. We try. Wwas it the neighbor with the loud music whose house burnt down? That sure would be too bad.
Ray
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