Newsflash! Chitlin' Cheney Goes Crazier

All righty then. A bunch of the rich and powerful took a break from the golf course for the sake of variety and assembled on a small ranch, 50,000 acres, in Kenedy County down in south Texas. They went a bird huntin'. But Chitlin' Cheney was along and Chitlin' went crazier and shotgunned old Harry Whittington; local real estate tycoon, property right's lawyer and financier of Republican machinations. Chitlin's security team though was on the spot, naturally, so they patched Whittington up and in two shakes of a quail's tail had him on a helicopter to the hospital in Corpus Christi. Eyewitness accounts do not make clear why Chitlin's security team intervened and kept Chitlin' from finishing the old man off.