Artifacts and Such - Reviewed and Foretold

Ah did nae get to hyer baby jus a choppin on wood
i got eight slappin pistons ritcheer under my hood
let's ride*

Ray!

Er, Yepper Red.

Have ye got the pictorial guide to the recent and proposed artifacts fixed up yet?

Just about got er done Red.

Well load er up anon, fer pictures is a great help to the ignorant, vulgar an unimaginative.

All righty then, Red. I shall load em up anon.
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Ye may think that I, Ray what with all the busy work they saddle me with at the CB have fergot what day it be. But guess agin. Fer it is, Praise the Triplicate Goddess in All Her Glorious Iterations, CINNAMON BUN DAY! Further, I, Ray anticipatin' just such orders from Mr. Red Ears regardin' Artifacts and Such thought to take a picture of most of my cinnamon bun. I et just a tiny bit of it afore I thought to take its picture.

So off to the east here is my late cinnamon bun which was delicious. That cinnamon was delicious, all righty then, and shows that even a sweet person like me, Ray gets whut he deserves.

Then too I had a great many other artifacts and such to pictorially represent so I thought to include em all, the artifacts and such, in a group picture. So I got Raymone, our French illegal alien, to transmigrate into a cow and pose with the artifacts. That cow he is transmigratin' as looks exactly like one of our actual cows, Peggy Sue.

Now Red has speeded me up unnecessarily so I didn't have time to label all the artifacts and such, so I shall identify each one of em here now, fer ye, goin clockwise from Raymone. First, a rhizome that is Panicum anceps, maybe; second, six coral beans (Erythrina herbacea); third, a smily face weenie left over from Crumby's lecture at the DTL; fourth, one of Nancy's Fart Horns that aint been discussed yet; and round about to Raymone agin.
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*Ray is entertaining himself, singing a SCOTS song to himself, out loud.

The Arkdruid