Ray's Thought for the Day - Ray and Olwen 6

Ray was exercised, mentally. But all he could think about was having sexual intercourse with Olwen, daughter of Upyeraholes, Chief Justice. “Where does she live? What does she look like? Will she want to have sexual intercourse with me?” Will her daddy, Upyeraholes, Chief Justice, mind if I have sexual intercourse with his daughter?” With these and many other similar thoughts, Ray exercised himself, mentally. But Ray was only three years old, so he was having a hard time answering these questions. Nor could he frame these and many similar questions regarding the subtopic, sexual intercourse with Olwen daughter of Upyeraholes, Chief Justice, within a context indicative of a course of action. So Ray determined that he needed some hep, advice that is, on how to proceed to a course of action that he might obtain sexual intercourse with Olwen.

“Whom might I query? Whom might I query? Whom might I query? I know! I’ll ask my daddy.”

So, exercising himself mentally, Ray scheduled an appointment with his very busy daddy.

Luckily for Ray, his daddy would see him anon, and Ray would get to go along to the country club on the morrow, in the post bright and early, in the important capacity of, assistant caddy. But for the balance of that day, and the long night also, Ray continued to exercise himself mentally on this one subtopic, sexual intercourse with Olwen, for he was intensely focused. But as the night wore on, Rays’ mental exercise began to exhaust him, and as if by accident he discovered an interesting physical exercise, that with repeated practice, conked Ray out . And Ray lay supine upon the Bosom of the Goddess for the nonce of that particular stygian, yet starry night.