Ray's Thought for the Day - Ray and Olwen

This is what the young lady told everyone while she was in her right mind.

Please call my husband up and tell him what's become of me, location wise. The baby in me may be his. Tell him that too. Actually, maybe you should tell him it is, his. Also, please relate to him what a sickly and pitiful state I am reduced to. So perhaps he will have pity on me and take care of the baby when I am dead. Tell him to get here pronto because I could expire at any moment and it's all his fault for being mean to me. Also, tell him that if he doesn't turn up and succor the baby and visit with me while I die, he will rot in Hell for all eternity. Then she told the swineherd her husband's name and where he habitated, but she couldn't remember the phone number.

"Please get hold of my husband", she begged the swineherd, and then she went to sleep.

"Jeez Louise", thought the swineherd, "what a mess." But then he assayed right then and there to track down the young ladies husband and relay the young ladies message, to him.