Ray's Thought for the Day

Hope! There ye are. Say, could ye maybe rub some of the hot linament on me while I eat this here delicious cinnamon bun, mmmm.

Goodness Ray. That linament is stinky. Are you sure you want me to rub it on you while you are eating your cinnamon bun?

Yes I do. For Red purt near worked me to death yesterday and I must maximize my pleasures fer compensation.

Ra-ay. Red wants ye.

Oh no. Snuffle. Hope. Holler out that I aint here.

Ray! You know I couldn't do that. Ray's right here Rayetta.

Ah ha. There you are, Ray. Red wants you right now. He's back in the exclosure with a great pile of switchgrass your to haul off somewhere. So get a move on.

Caint I even finish my cinnamon bun.

You can take it with you, but you better hurry cause Red is gettin' aggravated. And fer Goddess Sake, put something on over those underwears.