Rayetta Returns to the CB, Praise the Goddess

Oh my goodness gracious sakes alive, here comes Lomo with Rayetta draped on his shoulder, fireman style. Yikes! Whatever hath portended? Put her on the divan, Lomo. What has transpired?

Rayetta conked out.

I can see that Lomo, but what's the matter with her? What conked Rayetta out?

Rayetta bored stiff on job, maybe.

Goodness. Well heck. I guess we shall just let her come to on her own. Rayetta probably knows best when to conk out. Here I'll just put a nice cool compress on her noggin. There!

DNS give orders Rayetta sposed to do poll today.

Poll?

Ummm. Rayetta do poll for news. Spell wrote here.

Goodness gracious. Rayetta is in no condition to do this for the nonce, yet when the mighty are conked out the rest of us must take up the slack. All righty then. Roll it Lomo.

This is Hope Remains for the Druid News Service. Today, we have a nice poll for the 30 to 40 per cent of you that think our Kinglet is a swell guy doing a great job as our king, I mean president. Now be honest with your answers, otherwise the poll results will be just so much nonsense. What you are supposed to do is sort yourselves into one of the following categories of, reasons I still support the Kinglet and he is a swell guy doing a great job as king, I mean president. If you need help, like with reading the categories, I Hope can assist with that, maybe. And the categories are:

I support the president because I:

1) received a nice tax break.

2) received very lucrative contracts.

3) have a really cool suck up job.

4) am bewildered by all these unprecedented events.

Now once again, try to be honest with your answers so all of you may be sorted into one of the appropriate response to the poll categories. This is Hope Remains signing off for the DNS. Cut Lomo.

Goodness gracious. That's very difficult work. No wonder the LDR conked out.