Ray's Thought for the Day - The Sun God Academy

I have been thinking hard for a couple of days about presumptive sun gods and all the trouble they have matriculating and the continuing troubles many of them have had historically after they matriculated. Perhaps all this trouble is due to a lack of schooling. What is needed is a good, on this sphere of this globe academic institution to train sun gods on how to be sun gods. I bet lots of boys want to be sun gods, yet historcially the ranks of potential sun gods have been filled on the basis of a single criteria, breeding. Oh, and the breedette mother of the sun god had to be a virgin, usually.

This is a way to restrictive selection process considering the global population boom. For example, any boy orphan, especially red-headed ones, should automatically qualify to be a presumptive sun god if he wants to be a presumptive sun god. But there now, how's he gonna learn about this career opportunity without a school to go to. That's why we need to start up a Sun God Academy for Boys. At school they could learn all the ins and outs of being a sun god. Then, any that matriculated would have a better shot at being a popular success. A good academy education would put the sun god on a professional level equivalent to civil engineers.

Actually, come to think on it, maybe we better shoot a little higher than the civil engineer level. They only learn enough to believe in intelligent design.