Red's boring political prognostications, agin
How many illegal aliens are in these Yorenited States? Easy that, depends on what show ye watch on the TV and which TV demon is spoutin' off. Here's a number the Druid numerologists have come up with; try 30 million.
A pal of Crumby's, came over illegally, for example, in 1984, from Ethiopia. He is an engaging feller, good with numbers.
But then there's the American way of life to consider, which these days amounts to nothing more than a bunch of gluttons consuming the globes resources at a frenetic and accelerating pace. The Kinglet and his Evil Ministers believe, indeed their sun god has told them all personally, that the bounteous global resources are theirs to enjoy if they just keep after the bouteous global resources at a frenetic pace. It's a test of their faith. Nice! So, sanctioned by their sun god, gluttony goes. Use stuff up, he (the sun god) will provide lots more. It's a test of faith.
But there are some few who question the wisdom of unrestrained gluttony as the national ideology, anarchists and Druids mostly, and elements with the Civil Service, maybe. In addition to these though, there occurs a great multitiude who are cynical about the sun god on this particular topic, but who are nonetheless 100% for unrestrained gluttony, on a personal level. They are the secular gluttons.
The Kinglet and his Evil Ministers are aware of these dissenters. The anarchists and Druids are too few in number for them to worry about. The Civil Servants can be bossed out. But the secular gluttons are a potential problem. That is why the Kinglet and his Evil Ministers are working 24/7 to consolidate state power in the executive branch. The judiciary was easily suborned, or will be suborned as soon as the remaining uncooperative Civil Servants are bossed out. Yikes! Do you think the Kinglet could pardon his pals, Lay and Skilling?
Onward! Consider the last hope of the secular gluttons, the Yorenited States Congress. Perhaps no other institution on the globe, ever, has better represented the interests of secular gluttons as has the Yorenited States Congress over the course of these last three decades. But the time for placing localized gluttony on an equal footing with global gluttony has passed. The Kinglet and His Evil Ministers believe the sun god has told them that they, and they alone, should direct and coordinate all the gluttony on a global scale. It's a test of their faith. So the Congress with their petty localized secular gluttonies must submit, and give up their authority to the great global gluttony the sun god has offered up to the Kinglet and His Evil Ministers.
What's better, top down global gluttony or locally controlled secular gluttony? What about those sun god followers in the southern Yorenited States who believe their localized gluttony has been exclusively mandated by the sun god too? Fer goodness sake, their sun god is the same one the Kinglet talks with. What will their Congresspersons do? Goodness!
The Congress suborned itself, emphasis on the past tense. So now the Kinglet and his Evil Ministers shall move expeditiously toward their confrontation with the Wicker Man, the rest of us tagging along.
What do the illegal aliens have to do with the above? Can you operate a leaf blower by yourself?
Next door is a photograph Ray-mone took of some Congresspersons and lobbyists at a power lunch. Our Congressperson is identified. We got gerrymandered into his district recently to dilute the votes in these parts. Naturally, he's a lardass Republican glutton. Ye can just make out his lardass, maybe
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But what's the plant du jour, Ray-mone?
Commelina erecta. I am told that my three petals are named for the Commelin brothers. Linnaeus made a joke up about the Commelin brothers using my petals as a prop. Great. The managers tell me I am a troublesome weed when I get in with the vegetables. Great.
A pal of Crumby's, came over illegally, for example, in 1984, from Ethiopia. He is an engaging feller, good with numbers.
But then there's the American way of life to consider, which these days amounts to nothing more than a bunch of gluttons consuming the globes resources at a frenetic and accelerating pace. The Kinglet and his Evil Ministers believe, indeed their sun god has told them all personally, that the bounteous global resources are theirs to enjoy if they just keep after the bouteous global resources at a frenetic pace. It's a test of their faith. Nice! So, sanctioned by their sun god, gluttony goes. Use stuff up, he (the sun god) will provide lots more. It's a test of faith.
But there are some few who question the wisdom of unrestrained gluttony as the national ideology, anarchists and Druids mostly, and elements with the Civil Service, maybe. In addition to these though, there occurs a great multitiude who are cynical about the sun god on this particular topic, but who are nonetheless 100% for unrestrained gluttony, on a personal level. They are the secular gluttons.
The Kinglet and his Evil Ministers are aware of these dissenters. The anarchists and Druids are too few in number for them to worry about. The Civil Servants can be bossed out. But the secular gluttons are a potential problem. That is why the Kinglet and his Evil Ministers are working 24/7 to consolidate state power in the executive branch. The judiciary was easily suborned, or will be suborned as soon as the remaining uncooperative Civil Servants are bossed out. Yikes! Do you think the Kinglet could pardon his pals, Lay and Skilling?
Onward! Consider the last hope of the secular gluttons, the Yorenited States Congress. Perhaps no other institution on the globe, ever, has better represented the interests of secular gluttons as has the Yorenited States Congress over the course of these last three decades. But the time for placing localized gluttony on an equal footing with global gluttony has passed. The Kinglet and His Evil Ministers believe the sun god has told them that they, and they alone, should direct and coordinate all the gluttony on a global scale. It's a test of their faith. So the Congress with their petty localized secular gluttonies must submit, and give up their authority to the great global gluttony the sun god has offered up to the Kinglet and His Evil Ministers.
What's better, top down global gluttony or locally controlled secular gluttony? What about those sun god followers in the southern Yorenited States who believe their localized gluttony has been exclusively mandated by the sun god too? Fer goodness sake, their sun god is the same one the Kinglet talks with. What will their Congresspersons do? Goodness!
The Congress suborned itself, emphasis on the past tense. So now the Kinglet and his Evil Ministers shall move expeditiously toward their confrontation with the Wicker Man, the rest of us tagging along.
What do the illegal aliens have to do with the above? Can you operate a leaf blower by yourself?
Next door is a photograph Ray-mone took of some Congresspersons and lobbyists at a power lunch. Our Congressperson is identified. We got gerrymandered into his district recently to dilute the votes in these parts. Naturally, he's a lardass Republican glutton. Ye can just make out his lardass, maybe_____
But what's the plant du jour, Ray-mone?
Commelina erecta. I am told that my three petals are named for the Commelin brothers. Linnaeus made a joke up about the Commelin brothers using my petals as a prop. Great. The managers tell me I am a troublesome weed when I get in with the vegetables. Great.
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, May 27, 2006
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