Ray's Thought for the Day

Rumpler is abroad. Surprise! Ooooh. Once upon a time when I was in public school and walked home every day, a distance of 1.5 miles, and stopped along the way to play some basketball, delaying my return to Dr. Swineherd's orphanage, I discovered that the jostling of the basketball capers had loosened me up, so that as I wandered alone in the general direction of the orphanage I had an accident. The accident was that I verily shitted my pants a wonderful amount. Surprise!

The connecting theme here is underwear. Rumpler likes to wear underwear upon his noggin as a symbol of his great authority. I had to change out my underwear.