Friday, September 15, 2006

Ray's Thought for the Day - Who are the One God Poohbahs?

Now we're starting to get somewhere at last. Remember, the Dowah of Iran and the Kinglet, representing the Mammonite Christians, are going to stage a debate on TV. The subtopic of the debate shall be, "God Talks to Me - No He Doesn't - He Talks to Me, Not You - You Infidel, Heathen, Whichever." To add some tone to the debate, Pope What's His Name has also agreed to participate. In fact, Pope What's His Name is doing some trash talking publicity to scare up some interest in the debate. Plus he's flushing out more potential debate participants on the Muslim side. Trash talk on TV does that, flush out more participants.

So just a minute ago, I, Ray, learned that Pope What's His Name got a big rise out of the Muslim one god poohbahs. So much of a rise, that many of those Muslim poohbahs started hollering and complaining and also naturally got their names and cities of habitation in the newspapers. Hopefully, the Kinglet won't decide they're all evil fascists right away and they will get a chance to participate in the great one god debate before a cluster bomb catches up with them.

Now all some Muslim somebody needs to do is go on the TV and say something especially trashy about Paul's Epistles or Jonah's Great Fish or Whale and I will then know, who among the vast hoards of one god worshipers, shall be the rest of the representative poohbahs for the upcoming one god debate. See, I don't need the Crumby Ovate to tell me this stuff.

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