Ray’s Thought for the Day - Good Goddess!!!!
I cried out in despair. Actually, I really did. I had an ecumenical moment, feeling sad about all those little Mennonite girls, even though I didn’t know or like any of them, and don’t know or like any of their folk. Well, actually, I did know some of the Brethren once upon a time from up that way and they were good enough as Christians go, which is to say, they were not Mammonite Christians. So maybe, since the Brethren are sort of modernized Mennonites, and I knew and liked some of them once upon a time, that’s why I could feel sad about those little Mennonite girls.
Also, there’s the innocence thing. Druids don’t take much stock in the notion of generic innocence, as in, the terrorists target the innocent, or, I was innocent until they caught me. Nobody’s innocent. Guilty is in the genes. That said, those little girls were probably as innocent as anyone could be in our rapacious Homeland.
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Then there’s the Mammonite Christian run Homeland Congress and the constituents of the Mammonite congresspersons to consider. Mercy!!!! They are Okie Dokie with an imperialist aggression which precipitates the murders of tens of thousands of guilty ignoramuses including women and children. They wink at the torture and murder of captive ignoramus foreigners. They pass a law that allows their Kinglet du jour to authorize the torture of all the foreigners, forever, in secret detention. They habitually lie and steal and indulge in wanton gluttonous behavior?
What could get such a bunch riled up, in the neighborhood of sin? What could set them squealing to the high heavens? Easy that, a pervert surprisingly discovered verily high up in the ranks. Mercy!!!! Good Goddess!!!!
The Mammonite Christian congresspersons need to focus hastily on funding for a nervous type hospital that specializes in the treatment of hysterical cowardice. The Hysterical Cowardice Hospital for Nervous Congresspersons and Former Nervous Congresspersons would allay the need for all those hasty visits to Drunkard or Drug Addict Rehabilitation Hospitals or spas, whichever. Plus, their favorite Mammonite constituent donors could get government contracts to put up the hospital. Better yet, the hospital could be a virtual hospital where the congresspersons could still drink, pop pills and money launder during recovery. Still better yet, they could get US Homeland taxpayers to pay for it all, inflate the cost, pocket the difference, pass the difference on to their donors as trickle down, and/or use the difference to pyramid some more hospitals.
Also, there’s the innocence thing. Druids don’t take much stock in the notion of generic innocence, as in, the terrorists target the innocent, or, I was innocent until they caught me. Nobody’s innocent. Guilty is in the genes. That said, those little girls were probably as innocent as anyone could be in our rapacious Homeland.
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Then there’s the Mammonite Christian run Homeland Congress and the constituents of the Mammonite congresspersons to consider. Mercy!!!! They are Okie Dokie with an imperialist aggression which precipitates the murders of tens of thousands of guilty ignoramuses including women and children. They wink at the torture and murder of captive ignoramus foreigners. They pass a law that allows their Kinglet du jour to authorize the torture of all the foreigners, forever, in secret detention. They habitually lie and steal and indulge in wanton gluttonous behavior?
What could get such a bunch riled up, in the neighborhood of sin? What could set them squealing to the high heavens? Easy that, a pervert surprisingly discovered verily high up in the ranks. Mercy!!!! Good Goddess!!!!
The Mammonite Christian congresspersons need to focus hastily on funding for a nervous type hospital that specializes in the treatment of hysterical cowardice. The Hysterical Cowardice Hospital for Nervous Congresspersons and Former Nervous Congresspersons would allay the need for all those hasty visits to Drunkard or Drug Addict Rehabilitation Hospitals or spas, whichever. Plus, their favorite Mammonite constituent donors could get government contracts to put up the hospital. Better yet, the hospital could be a virtual hospital where the congresspersons could still drink, pop pills and money launder during recovery. Still better yet, they could get US Homeland taxpayers to pay for it all, inflate the cost, pocket the difference, pass the difference on to their donors as trickle down, and/or use the difference to pyramid some more hospitals.
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