Ray's Thought for the Day - Progress in the Miserable Iraqi Colony

Yepper. The Kinglet’s population control program (pcp) is making good progress in the miserable Iraqi colony. In just a few years, if we don’t quit, most of the troublesome, miserable Iraqis will have quit on their own, and the survivors will be a tractable group, yearning for the trickle down, maybe.

Now that US is committed to colonies and pcp, just like that other great world power, Rome, I foretell that satirists shall draw many interesting parallels between US and Rome. Actually, Crumby came up with that foretelling, but he’s still out in the Wilderness so I am doing the foretelling as his intermediary. In fact, I must depart anon to relieve Lleu Llaw and resume monitoring my bosom companion, Crumby. Lleu Llaw and I have a monitoring schedule. But prior to all that I must strap on the lead boots and seek for my delicious cinnamon bun.

Meantime, Chitlin is visiting with his pal, King Abdomen the Stout. What do Chitlin and King Abdomen the Stout have in common? Easy that, they’re both super-duper gluttons.

The Druids sometimes list three categories of gluttons. These categories are: gluttons, super gluttons and super-duper gluttons. The advantage of this list and its three categories is that the rank and accomplishments of any particular glutton is intuitively obvious.