Crumby's Telescope Tomfoolery Notes - Shrubbery Buddies

To pass some of the time I spent suffering all alone in the grim wilderness, I started fixing to work up a shrubbery buddy plan. Here's how that worked. As annoying light pollution afflicted me from sundry directions I imagined a shrubbery buddy intercepting the annoying light pollution before the annoying light pollution could afflict me. Course the shrubbery buddies couldn't do anything about the general sky glow caused by all the pollution beamed skyward, but the shrubbery buddies could potentially interdict the pollution beamed straight at me.

You may see that most of my tree and shrub buddies have now gone deciduous for the nonce so that more pollution is afflicting me. But if I had evergreen shrubbery buddies habitating at discrete, carefully calculated locations, those shrubbery buddies could help preserve my sanity and keep the pollution from driving me crazy, maybe.

The trouble is, all the different potential evergreen shrubbery buddy pollution interdictors have their own personal requirements dictated by their natural histories. Few, if any, shrubbery buddies are, indeed, native to these parts, meet my stringent requirements, and also have a chance of surviving in the cruel climate overtaking these parts.

So my search for such shrubbery buddies may turn to parts west of here. I need two shrubbery buddies ASAP.