Rayetta Takes Time Out from Her Busy Schedule to Remonstrate with Crumby

Isn’t this nice. Crumby you did a good job today. How relatively clean the CB is for the nonce, just spic and span.

Thanks Rayetta. Much toil I carried off with little or no whining even after some livestock got loose in the parlor right after I mopped.

I appreciate that Crumby. The parlor looks very nice. Crumby, what’s in the shoebox?

Some captured dust bunnies. Wanna see?

Hmmm. All righty then. Why do you have these dust bunnies in the shoe box, Crumby?

They are interesting to me Rayetta, and a fit subject for science. So far as I am aware, little or no science has been accomplished to date, respecting the various dust bunnies.

Crumby, I’m very sorry, but you must turn these dust bunnies loose, outside, or better yet, put them in the garbage. Dust bunnies like to go in the garbage.

But Rayetta, I haven’t finished examining them yet.

Yes you have, Crumby. You are finished up with these dust bunnies. Hmmm. Crumby, do you ever wonder why you get picked on? Do you ever wonder why it is, lately, I have been taking all sorts of time out of my busy schedule to help you and protect you? These are the kinds of questions you need to be answering for yourself, not frittering away your time with dust bunnies for Goddess Sakes. Do you understand all that, Crumby?

Noper, but I shall mull these great questions over until I come up with satisfactory answers.

Good. Now go dump these dust bunnies.

All righty then.

Sadly, Crumby wanders off toward the general vicinity of the garbage, toting his little pets along in their shoe box. But Crumby grows puzzled as he meanders onward and cries out in his puzzlement. Rayetta, should I save the shoe box?

Toss it Crumby.

All righty then.
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So the upshot is, there will be no dust bunny science developed at the Cow Barn.

The Ark Druid