Sticking Up for Dr. Paul

Ray, did ye watch that Mammonite Republican debate the other night?

Noper.

Me neither. But Hope says all the Mammonite candidates jumped in Dr. Paul’s shit.

Yepper. They jumped in his shit, all righty then, for stating the principle of reciprocity on TV; eye fer eye, toofer fer toofer, life fer life.

Whoa! So the Mammonites did not like that?

Apparently not, Crumby. Perhaps they have come to believe that they are uniquely and entirely innocent, and consequently, out of the causality loop.

Ha! That’s right Ray. That’s what I have been warning everybody about fer decades. Those Mammonite liars and gluttons believe they can do anything they want because they are totally protected by the Demon Mammon. Hold it. Here’s Hope Remains. Hope actually was in attendance at the great jump in Dr. Paul’s shit debate. Right Hope? Hope, did all the Mammonite candidates become really excited when they jumped in Dr. Paul’s shit? Did spittle form on their lips as they shouted? Did some, or all of them, froth at the mouth? Were they loud in their condemnations and lynch-mobbish in their aspects?

Goodness gracious sakes alive, Crumby. Calm down.

I can’t calm down Hope. Try to remember. Try to confirm my suspicions and my hypothesis.

Well I swan, Crumby, there was a good deal of shouting and spittle and even some frothing, especially from the well-known fascist, Rudi.

Ha! I knew it. Those Mammonite Republican candidates have now gone all the way up and through the Demon Mammon’s excretory and digestive tracks and come out of his mouth and now they are mere replicates of the Demon Mammon himself. Mercy for democracy among US. Mercy.

Calm down Crumby. There’s always hope.