The Pictured Grasshopper

The Pictured Grasshopper is a shit kicker. That's right. The Pictured Grasshopper poots out a nugget of pay dirt and then kicks that pay dirt nugget at its tormentor. Shit kicking is the defense mechanism of the Pictured Grasshopper.

This Pictured Grasshopper got cornered anyway. This one is fixing to get eaten up by a relatively huge anthropoid. Mercy!

This Pictured Grasshopper shows off why it needs to be a shit kicker, sartorial splendor. Yep, if you go around in those duds, west of the Pecos, you need to be a shit kicker.