Crumby Ovates - The Dictatorship of the Global Super Rich
That’s US, the hiney end of the Dictatorship, ten years hence. Ooooh! We won’t even notice the changes. Humans never notice changes. That’s because we forgot to notice in the first place, and thus, lack a basis for comparison, or we noticed and disremembered, or we were not born yet.
Yet change is inevitable. However, ten years hence, Bill Maher shall be spoofing the dictator. What great merriment that spoofing shall engender. Ha, ha! Yepper, the dictator, as opposed to the kinglet shall have, as head of state, two main jobs. Those jobs, the only jobs the state shall be doing, shall be labor management and imperialism. The dictator shall order the comings and goings of the laborers domestically, plus, insure that plenty of laborers are distributed where they are needed in the colonies.
All the other jobs the state does now, actually or virtually, shall become entirely virtual. By the bye, some may wonder what a virtual state job is. What is an example? Well, any job related to the Endangered Species Act is now a virtual job. Ten years hence, all government jobs outside the labor management and imperialism spheres shall be virtual jobs, or more likely, those positions shall be outsourced to become the responsibility of one or another of the global super rich. Course the super rich person will not actually do any virtual work. He shall have the virtual work performed by a labor commodity person supplied to him by the dictator. Or, he will hire a relative.
Yes, the state as we know it shall cease to exist with its measly current functions outsourced to the global super rich. If there is a supply of anything in those days, we shall demand it, just like these days. Why is it supply and demand, rather than, demand and supply? Because US is too dern stupid to know the difference. So the two are the same difference.
Will there still be taxes ten years hence? Surely. The colonies’ doings shall require lots of taxes. But mostly the taxes shall go to make sure the global super rich stay super rich. So rich, in fact, that the part of their wealth that goes to purchase the labor commodity, also known as trickle down, shall seem but a pittance of what that is, even now.
Ha, ha! Yes the super rich shall get super duper rich. The freedom and storage capacity of the super duper rich shall be unsurpassed in all the history, any of US can remember. Those born today shall assume, in ten years, that either one is born super duper rich or one is born a labor commodity. Yep. They shall assume that is the natural order. They won’t know any different. Plus, nobody of any account shall remember any different. Or, those that do remember different, shall lack a basis for comparison, or shall lack quantitative data to back up their silly, old-fashioned, goofy opinions.
Besides, history matters not, because change is inevitable. Inevitable change renders the past irrelevant. The dictator shall know this. The dictator shall be a man of action. A man who is always correct, via the certitude of self-definition. The dictator can do no wrong. I am the dictator. Therefore, I can do no wrong.
Shall the dictator be dictator for life? Course he will.
About this time though, the Goddess shall pull the rug out from under all of US. There we shall be. Tens of thousands of global super duper rich with all the ideas, all the power, all the money, and most importantly, all the storage, plus a pocket dictator to co-ordinate the balance of US. There shall be hundreds of millions of US. Mercy! How shall we all behave? What shall we do? The choices are two, barbarism and barbarism
Yet change is inevitable. However, ten years hence, Bill Maher shall be spoofing the dictator. What great merriment that spoofing shall engender. Ha, ha! Yepper, the dictator, as opposed to the kinglet shall have, as head of state, two main jobs. Those jobs, the only jobs the state shall be doing, shall be labor management and imperialism. The dictator shall order the comings and goings of the laborers domestically, plus, insure that plenty of laborers are distributed where they are needed in the colonies.
All the other jobs the state does now, actually or virtually, shall become entirely virtual. By the bye, some may wonder what a virtual state job is. What is an example? Well, any job related to the Endangered Species Act is now a virtual job. Ten years hence, all government jobs outside the labor management and imperialism spheres shall be virtual jobs, or more likely, those positions shall be outsourced to become the responsibility of one or another of the global super rich. Course the super rich person will not actually do any virtual work. He shall have the virtual work performed by a labor commodity person supplied to him by the dictator. Or, he will hire a relative.
Yes, the state as we know it shall cease to exist with its measly current functions outsourced to the global super rich. If there is a supply of anything in those days, we shall demand it, just like these days. Why is it supply and demand, rather than, demand and supply? Because US is too dern stupid to know the difference. So the two are the same difference.
Will there still be taxes ten years hence? Surely. The colonies’ doings shall require lots of taxes. But mostly the taxes shall go to make sure the global super rich stay super rich. So rich, in fact, that the part of their wealth that goes to purchase the labor commodity, also known as trickle down, shall seem but a pittance of what that is, even now.
Ha, ha! Yes the super rich shall get super duper rich. The freedom and storage capacity of the super duper rich shall be unsurpassed in all the history, any of US can remember. Those born today shall assume, in ten years, that either one is born super duper rich or one is born a labor commodity. Yep. They shall assume that is the natural order. They won’t know any different. Plus, nobody of any account shall remember any different. Or, those that do remember different, shall lack a basis for comparison, or shall lack quantitative data to back up their silly, old-fashioned, goofy opinions.
Besides, history matters not, because change is inevitable. Inevitable change renders the past irrelevant. The dictator shall know this. The dictator shall be a man of action. A man who is always correct, via the certitude of self-definition. The dictator can do no wrong. I am the dictator. Therefore, I can do no wrong.
Shall the dictator be dictator for life? Course he will.
About this time though, the Goddess shall pull the rug out from under all of US. There we shall be. Tens of thousands of global super duper rich with all the ideas, all the power, all the money, and most importantly, all the storage, plus a pocket dictator to co-ordinate the balance of US. There shall be hundreds of millions of US. Mercy! How shall we all behave? What shall we do? The choices are two, barbarism and barbarism
posted by ray pistrum at Wednesday, August 15, 2007
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