What Sets US Off (from the rest of the animals) - continued
Storage requires a nice dry spot to store all the stuff on. That means US has figured out how to create storage spaces that stay dry. These storage spaces generally have a floor raised slightly above the normal surface runoff water level that results from precipitation. Storage spaces may also have a roof and walls or partial walls. Or maybe they lack the walls and roof entirely, and are utilized for storing rain water proof stuff, like automobiles.
Naturally, US being what we are, many of US desire to maximize storage capacity on our personal properties. After all, our property is our god given access to personal freedom and the maximization of storage. So if we maximize storage on our personal properties at 100%, the rain water shall have to go somewhere else, perhaps on to the properties of the adjacent, who were ignorant and failed to maximize their storage capacity, first.
Dang it though. Here comes the dang government again. The dang government wants to regulate storage capacity, thus limiting personal freedom and personal storage capacity. Dang it! Why is the dang government always interfering with freedom?
Another name for personal storage capacity is impervious cover. The dang government has come up with that spell, impervious cover, plus allowable impervious cover notions which are just bureaucratic opinions based on arbitrary standards and red tape that should never apply to anybody seeking to maximize storage on their personal property. Right! Instead of all the goverment red tape, everyone should just agree to maximize the personal storage capacity on their own property. Right! Then the immediate neighbors, the ignorant ones who did not maximize their storage capacity in a timely fashion, in peril of drowning, are free to construct drainage ditches on their properties. Right! See, everything balances out OK in a free society. Right!
The other swell aspect of maximizing personal storage capacity is the impact on everything else. Not only does all the rainwater go somewhere else, so does everything else, or else, because hardly anything can occupy the same space as a concrete slab. Yet even here the dang government has annoying red tape. Right! The government may try to crush the freedom of some freedom loving property owner by asserting, A bug may live there. Whoa! All the more reason to drop a slab, to get shut of that bug. Right!
Mercy though! That bug is wildlife. Wildlife belongs to everyone, the government argues feebly. We have laws to protect that bug so that everyone, even future generations shall have a bug to enjoy or play with, in common.
No such luck for that bug. That bug needs to move over to the neighbors. Those neighbors need a bug because they are ignorant for not building up their storage capacity, so they deserve a bug, plus drainage ditches, plus floods. Right!
Yepper! As humans increase exponentially, and storage space increases even more exponentially, the very smartest humans must remain constantly alert. Threats to freedom and personal storage capacity are everywhere. That's why the dang government needs to quit fussing over that bug, and concentrate on helping to protect the freedom, or personal storage rights of the especially smart. Remember! If yer rich, yer smart.
Naturally, US being what we are, many of US desire to maximize storage capacity on our personal properties. After all, our property is our god given access to personal freedom and the maximization of storage. So if we maximize storage on our personal properties at 100%, the rain water shall have to go somewhere else, perhaps on to the properties of the adjacent, who were ignorant and failed to maximize their storage capacity, first.
Dang it though. Here comes the dang government again. The dang government wants to regulate storage capacity, thus limiting personal freedom and personal storage capacity. Dang it! Why is the dang government always interfering with freedom?
Another name for personal storage capacity is impervious cover. The dang government has come up with that spell, impervious cover, plus allowable impervious cover notions which are just bureaucratic opinions based on arbitrary standards and red tape that should never apply to anybody seeking to maximize storage on their personal property. Right! Instead of all the goverment red tape, everyone should just agree to maximize the personal storage capacity on their own property. Right! Then the immediate neighbors, the ignorant ones who did not maximize their storage capacity in a timely fashion, in peril of drowning, are free to construct drainage ditches on their properties. Right! See, everything balances out OK in a free society. Right!
The other swell aspect of maximizing personal storage capacity is the impact on everything else. Not only does all the rainwater go somewhere else, so does everything else, or else, because hardly anything can occupy the same space as a concrete slab. Yet even here the dang government has annoying red tape. Right! The government may try to crush the freedom of some freedom loving property owner by asserting, A bug may live there. Whoa! All the more reason to drop a slab, to get shut of that bug. Right!
Mercy though! That bug is wildlife. Wildlife belongs to everyone, the government argues feebly. We have laws to protect that bug so that everyone, even future generations shall have a bug to enjoy or play with, in common.
No such luck for that bug. That bug needs to move over to the neighbors. Those neighbors need a bug because they are ignorant for not building up their storage capacity, so they deserve a bug, plus drainage ditches, plus floods. Right!
Yepper! As humans increase exponentially, and storage space increases even more exponentially, the very smartest humans must remain constantly alert. Threats to freedom and personal storage capacity are everywhere. That's why the dang government needs to quit fussing over that bug, and concentrate on helping to protect the freedom, or personal storage rights of the especially smart. Remember! If yer rich, yer smart.
posted by ray pistrum at Saturday, August 04, 2007
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