Ray's Thought for the Day - Our Kinglet, at Home in Abu Dhabi
This morning I have been trying to locate the full text of the Kinglet’s Abu Dhabi pontificate with no luck. I am doing all that because I was up early. I was up early because my back hurts from werkin’ in the sun last week. My back hurts!
So to distract me from my back, which hurts, I was watching our ignoramus, yet fabulously rich Kinglet pontificate on TV about democracy and all the insidious threats, thereto, when the Kinglet assured his global audience that everyone, has capital value, even, presumably, all the indentured servants laboring in Abu Dhabi. At least that is what I thought I heard that ignoramus say. Presumably, if I heard him correctly, capital value is, in the Kinglet’s noggin, the key to democracy.
You all have capital value. You may use your capital value to achieve your heart’s desire, if you work hard and use all the smarts that God gave you. But only if, your governments allow you to petition them peacefully instead of throwing you in jail and torturing you when you complain about the low, or no, wages. And remember, it is a bad idea to actually organize because organization compromises your capital value which you need to keep all to yourself for the sake of democracy. Also, it is probably a bad idea to migrate to some place where there are jobs and then start whining about your capital value. No. You need to keep quiet and work hard once you migrate somewhere. Then, once you work hard and use your smarts to become rich, you can migrate back to your own country and complain there. By then, your own country may appreciate your capital value more than it did originally.
Yep. But our ignoramus Kinglet never did a hard day’s work in his life. Plus he is dumb as sump pump. Plus he is fabulously rich anyway, despite being dumb. So all that makes perfect sense, probably, to the Arab royalty assembled in the conference room of the Emirate’s Hotel, listening to our Kinglet.
I shall search some more for the actual text of the Kinglet’s speech in Abu Dhabi, just for the heck of it. Yesterday, my cinnamon bun was delicious. My back hurts!
So to distract me from my back, which hurts, I was watching our ignoramus, yet fabulously rich Kinglet pontificate on TV about democracy and all the insidious threats, thereto, when the Kinglet assured his global audience that everyone, has capital value, even, presumably, all the indentured servants laboring in Abu Dhabi. At least that is what I thought I heard that ignoramus say. Presumably, if I heard him correctly, capital value is, in the Kinglet’s noggin, the key to democracy.
You all have capital value. You may use your capital value to achieve your heart’s desire, if you work hard and use all the smarts that God gave you. But only if, your governments allow you to petition them peacefully instead of throwing you in jail and torturing you when you complain about the low, or no, wages. And remember, it is a bad idea to actually organize because organization compromises your capital value which you need to keep all to yourself for the sake of democracy. Also, it is probably a bad idea to migrate to some place where there are jobs and then start whining about your capital value. No. You need to keep quiet and work hard once you migrate somewhere. Then, once you work hard and use your smarts to become rich, you can migrate back to your own country and complain there. By then, your own country may appreciate your capital value more than it did originally.
Yep. But our ignoramus Kinglet never did a hard day’s work in his life. Plus he is dumb as sump pump. Plus he is fabulously rich anyway, despite being dumb. So all that makes perfect sense, probably, to the Arab royalty assembled in the conference room of the Emirate’s Hotel, listening to our Kinglet.
I shall search some more for the actual text of the Kinglet’s speech in Abu Dhabi, just for the heck of it. Yesterday, my cinnamon bun was delicious. My back hurts!
posted by ray pistrum at Sunday, January 13, 2008
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