Bugs Suck
As everyone knows, Druids are not obliged by religion to forgive and forget, ever. The fact is, Druids hold grudges for eternity or until eternity ends, either officially or for the Druid. That’s why Druids ovate: Never forgive, never forget, always do pay back. Yepper. Some may be in for a nasty surprise many moons down the road because they crossed a Druid.
Perhaps the most painful insect attack Crumby ever experienced was carried out by a true bug. That bug was a Reduviidae, known to the ignorant and vulgar as an assassin bug. It attacked Crumby, sticking its cruel beak in the back of Crumby’s neck. At the very nonce of the attack, Crumby was busy fixing to insure that Americanoland would always have an abundance of oil. Yet, Crumby was attacked by that bug anyway. That’s what patriotism is good for. Getting bug bit.
Crumby killed that dern bug. But then, that bug almost killed Crumby too. Mercy. That hurt. Ever since that day, Crumby has hated bugs more than any other insects except maybe the mosquitoes on South Padre Island. Crumby hates those mosquitoes about equally with bugs.
Yet many bugs may be as innocent as the average Chamber of Commerce member. Or probably more innocent. That’s why Crumby, after lo, lo, lo, lo, many, many, many, many moons has at last relented on the topic of bugs. Now, these days, Crumby has decided to only totally exterminate the bug genus Triatoma. The one that bit Crumby was a Triatoma, a blood sucking conenose. Bloodsucking conenose is the common and vulgar name of the bug that viciously attacked Crumby while Crumby was fixing to do some hard work for the Americano economy. What a vicious animal or vermin the bloodsucking conenose obviously is. Imagine, attacking an innocent victim like Crumby when Crumby was already afflicted by ambivalence.
Anyhow, the Cow Barn has officially decided to start focusing on bugs to some extent. So here are a couple more Cow Barn bugs.
This one is even on the broomweed. At the CB we have one broomweed plant. That's right, one plant. This is part of that plant.
Perhaps the most painful insect attack Crumby ever experienced was carried out by a true bug. That bug was a Reduviidae, known to the ignorant and vulgar as an assassin bug. It attacked Crumby, sticking its cruel beak in the back of Crumby’s neck. At the very nonce of the attack, Crumby was busy fixing to insure that Americanoland would always have an abundance of oil. Yet, Crumby was attacked by that bug anyway. That’s what patriotism is good for. Getting bug bit.
Crumby killed that dern bug. But then, that bug almost killed Crumby too. Mercy. That hurt. Ever since that day, Crumby has hated bugs more than any other insects except maybe the mosquitoes on South Padre Island. Crumby hates those mosquitoes about equally with bugs.
Yet many bugs may be as innocent as the average Chamber of Commerce member. Or probably more innocent. That’s why Crumby, after lo, lo, lo, lo, many, many, many, many moons has at last relented on the topic of bugs. Now, these days, Crumby has decided to only totally exterminate the bug genus Triatoma. The one that bit Crumby was a Triatoma, a blood sucking conenose. Bloodsucking conenose is the common and vulgar name of the bug that viciously attacked Crumby while Crumby was fixing to do some hard work for the Americano economy. What a vicious animal or vermin the bloodsucking conenose obviously is. Imagine, attacking an innocent victim like Crumby when Crumby was already afflicted by ambivalence.
Anyhow, the Cow Barn has officially decided to start focusing on bugs to some extent. So here are a couple more Cow Barn bugs.
This one is even on the broomweed. At the CB we have one broomweed plant. That's right, one plant. This is part of that plant.
posted by ray pistrum at Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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