Big Botanical News at the CB
OK. With any luck, freezing upcoming temperatures shall thwart the Chamber of Commerce as they fix to paint Austink as a paradise, equivalent to Mississippi. That’s right. Hopefully, yet another hard freeze shall provide even more evidence that frostweed shall go off again and the climate in these parts super sucks. So migrants to these parts, you need to bring long undears plus bottled water.
Never fear. Once the sample frostweed goes off again, photographic evidence shall be forthcoming.
Meantime, the horrid Europo-Asiatic winter weeds have made a phenomenal comeback. Hey. Maybe the late paucity of mercurial water was not so bad. At least the winter weeds were less prominent.
Goodness! How much water do those Eurasian winter weeds use up that could be going to the little children, directly? Like how much water does bur clover use up?
Crumby bets lots.
In additional news, our current Republican imperialist president has appointed two former Republican imperialist presidents to jobs. The jobs are like symbolic. Yes. Those twain jobs, filled symbolically by two of the best Americano imperialists that ever lived recently shall demonstrate solidarity with the Haitian ruling class survivors. Surely, some day those twain former Presidentes, plus the surviving Haitian rulers shall get together for a round of golf. Juju bwana!
Uh! Crumby and Ray promise to never vote again, ever. What a waste of time and energy voting is. Goodness! Why go vote when the outcome is pre-assured, this or that Republican shall get elected.
Oh well. Hope everyone grows to appreciate barbarism. You won't know what you got 'til it's gone.
Mercy! Crumby feels exceptionally bad. All the smart young Irishmen are running around figuring out how to fuck over the poor people. They are like making a big effort in defense of class privilege. Michael Collins must be proud, not to mention all those Irish Wobblies. Mercy! Well. Fascism is a broad river that runs deep.
It must be fairly hard for the current Presidente, you know, fixing to get totally butt fucked by the other Republicans. It must be hard. Really hard.
Oh well. Appreciate barbarism. The ephemerally strong shall prosper, temporarily.
Never fear. Once the sample frostweed goes off again, photographic evidence shall be forthcoming.
Meantime, the horrid Europo-Asiatic winter weeds have made a phenomenal comeback. Hey. Maybe the late paucity of mercurial water was not so bad. At least the winter weeds were less prominent.
Goodness! How much water do those Eurasian winter weeds use up that could be going to the little children, directly? Like how much water does bur clover use up?
Crumby bets lots.
In additional news, our current Republican imperialist president has appointed two former Republican imperialist presidents to jobs. The jobs are like symbolic. Yes. Those twain jobs, filled symbolically by two of the best Americano imperialists that ever lived recently shall demonstrate solidarity with the Haitian ruling class survivors. Surely, some day those twain former Presidentes, plus the surviving Haitian rulers shall get together for a round of golf. Juju bwana!
Uh! Crumby and Ray promise to never vote again, ever. What a waste of time and energy voting is. Goodness! Why go vote when the outcome is pre-assured, this or that Republican shall get elected.
Oh well. Hope everyone grows to appreciate barbarism. You won't know what you got 'til it's gone.
Mercy! Crumby feels exceptionally bad. All the smart young Irishmen are running around figuring out how to fuck over the poor people. They are like making a big effort in defense of class privilege. Michael Collins must be proud, not to mention all those Irish Wobblies. Mercy! Well. Fascism is a broad river that runs deep.
It must be fairly hard for the current Presidente, you know, fixing to get totally butt fucked by the other Republicans. It must be hard. Really hard.
Oh well. Appreciate barbarism. The ephemerally strong shall prosper, temporarily.
posted by ray pistrum at Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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