Winter Solstice, DY 7

The new year, Druid Year 6 (DY 6) is fixing to commence. This year, the faithful shall enjoy a full lunar eclipse on the first night or morning of the new year. That’s correct. Commencing at around 12:30 AM Tulsa time, Moon shall begin to turn entirely red. The whole eclipse lasts about 72 minutes so Moon shall go completely red in the neighborhood of 1:00 AM and a little bit. You bet we shall stay up for that, weather permitting.

Speaking of weather, no rain has fallen in these parts for more than two months. Yes. The wicked are being punished. But alas. The righteous suffer along with the wicked.

Anyway. Crumby would like to ovate that this Winter Solstice plus the accompanying eclipse shall herald a new age. During the upcoming age, billions of evil doers shall perish. But there’s a problem with this prognostication. And the problem is, the billions of evil doers may take too much time perishing, and thus, not do anybody any good. Yes. Crumby hopes most of the evil doers expire during the actual eclipse. However, that’s not likely.

But hey! It wouldn’t hurt to pray to the WG during this upcoming celestial event. You could like pray to the WG. Most beautiful and merciful WG, please, please please stamp an expiration date on all these evil doers. That’s what Crumby shall pray during this combo solstice/eclipse.

Oh! Remember too, it’s that time of year when the cooped up suffer Vitamin D deficiency. Terrible things can happen. Cannibalism! Deviant sex with pets and/or family members! Dry skin! Constipation! I could go on! So be sure to soak up as much of Ogma’s feeble rays as you can. Or take some vitamins.