Look What Crumby Ga-ot!

Look What Crumby Ga-ot!
Look What Crumby Ga-ot!
Look What Crumby Ga-ot!
Look What Crumby Ga-ot!

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Correct. It’s a Canon 400mm F5.6. Goodness!

With this lens, Crumby can easily take pictures of tiny dickie birds on cloudy days. Plus, this lens, though fairly old, is practically brand new. It came with all the normal accouterments too, also practically brand new. This represents Crumby’s finest EBAY hour! Gracious sakes alive!!!!

Which is better for the Homeland, terminal consumerism or patriotism? Is there a difference?